April 09, 2005

Shameless Plug for Works in Progress

The artist is the creator of beautiful things. ~ Oscar Wilde

Ever since Jack started his Jack Henslee Member's Only Gallery, I have been loving his "On the Drawing Board" section where he allows you to see the preliminary studies of his works as well as the stages of pieces that are currently in progress. The first thing you discover in this section (which is only a small part of his comprehensive site) is that he does a hell of a lot more preliminaries than he does final pieces and it's fascinating to catch a glimpse into the mindset of which pieces get priority. Second, watching the pieces develop over time and go from pencil sketch to layers of color and shading to final work of art is just nothing short of amazing.

Jack Henslee's Member's Only GalleryJack Henslee's Member's Only Gallery

Yes, it is a pay site (unlike Jack's two free galleries), but the prices are low (mostly because the membership fee is basically just a way of paying the bandwidth on the high-resolution images that cost a fortune to display for free). Membership prices are well below typical adult membership sites; only $15 for a one-month look around, or $35 for a six-month membership with updates.

Yeah, Jack's a beloved associate of mine so I'm biased, but I believe you give playmates kudos when they are well-earned.

On a more annoying note, in light of yet-another on-line billing processor being pressured by Visa to stop allowing vendors of adult materials to sell their wares, Jack's prints are back to only being available via personal check and money order. Gift memberships to JHMO are thus turning into my preferred way to send boons of Jack's artwork to fellow admirers.

If you like Jack's painted ladies as I do, there is no other place to see this behind-the-scenes yumminess.

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March 31, 2005

We Are the Music Makers and We Are the Dreamers of Dreams

And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. ~ Roald Dahl
Sophie Dahl Banned

So where the hell was I in December of 2000 that I wasn't aware of the lovely trinket known as Sophie Dahl posing nekkid for Opium on billboards all over Europe? Oh...that's right, I was in a five-alarm depression about the stolen election that took place a month before.

Another hideous sin I can blame on Bush, Inc.

Sophie is the granddaughter of Roald Dahl (childrens' book author who delighted my childhood reading time with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, The Witches, and a slew of other gems). Somehow that makes her being a fashion / pin-up model all the more nummy. She's also a voluptuous vixen that needs to be in her birthday suit way more often.

Of course, the UK banned the ad all over the place, which at least goes to show puritan idiots aren't unique to North America. More pictures below.

Props to Molehill even if he can't keep his server stable.

Sophie Dahl

Sophie Dahl

Sophie Dahl

Sophie Dahl

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March 18, 2005

So Look For The Package With The Ship That Sails The Ocean

Remember, little boy, if I can leave you with one birthday message, it is -- to greet each day with a mighty roar! And always know what time it is. And wear Old Spice. Walk briskly to and from your job, and remember: neatness counts. Fill your head with candy; you are how you look. Me? I'm a gum ball machine! I embrace that and my colleagues respect me for it. Heed this advice and maybe, just maybe, you'll grow up to be like me, Tom Servo. ~ MST3K

Old Spice has a new commercial you might have seen on TV entitled: "When She's Hot."

In the on-going tally of my fetishes (and they are legion) this ad is as good a time as any to mention sweat. Yummy!

Oh. And make sure you click on the director's cut in the lower left.

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March 15, 2005

All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun

I have a face I cannot show / I make the rules up as I go ~ Sheryl Crow

Sheryl Crow has cute, perky boobies. Thank the stars for wardrobe changes and malfunctions ;-)

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March 06, 2005

Must...Have...Want

Have you seen her? Tell me, have you seen her? ~ The Chi-lites

Oh my minions, bring unto me this woman:

Have You Seen Her?

I *need* to know who this model is, and, if possible, where to get many, many more pictures of her and her delightful breasts.

I'm to understand the photograph has been attributed to "Paris Photography."

Fly, fly my pretties and come forth to me with news of her.

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