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January 09, 2006
I Don't Care If It Rains Or Freezes, Long As I Got My Chocolate Penis
The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. ~ Carol Kane as Valerie in The Princess Bride (via William Goldman)
It really doesn’t make any sense to crack a joke about this. What is there to mock about a do-it-yourself milk chocolate penis kit?
Oh wait. Lots.
You know that saddest part is that my first concern is about what kind of chocolate they’re including in the kit. Crappy milk chocolate would be a terrible waste of time and an erect penis. Now, make me a cock treat out of solid semi-dark Ghirardelli and that’s a gesture a girl can get wet in the knickers about.
Naughty Bits by Doxy at 06:47 PM | permalink | talkback (2)
Comments
Noted. Ghirardelli.
I'll just go order the kit now...
Posted by: Karl Elvis at January 9, 2006 07:59 PM
Welcome back, BabyCakes. You are adored, appreciated, and just the cutest little slut in the universe! ~~Angela
Posted by: Angela St. Lawrence at January 13, 2006 02:14 PM
